Phoneballs

You know what is the best way to celebrate the new iPhone 4's announcement? Buying it a pair of testicles for it's welcome home party you know you'll be throwing for it.



"Presenting phoneballs…. maybe not a revolution in protective silicone cases, but we think a pretty fun way to show your support for those little fellas that give us so much.

Whether male or female, chances are you have been touched by a pair of balls in your life…. don't you want to touch em back?

Besides being a real gas at social gatherings, these are great silicone cases. They really fit snuggly, they "nestle to the goods"…

Features
Provides a little something to tug on. We play with 'em all the time.
Protects your data port from dirt and dust, yet easy to tuck back when you need to connect
Soft, grippy silicone case doesn't add much bulk (well, other than those bulky balls!)
If they get dirty, just wash those dirty, sticky little balls with a little soap and water, they will come clean. You had better believe it!
iPhone NOT included
Have fun while doing a good thing. Remember, 10% of what we make here goes to fight testicular cancer!" -Phoneballs (Click link to purchase)

More Slutty Cartoon Pin-Ups

Remember those slutty drawings of Disney princesses? Well looks as if internet artists have taken a cue from J. Scott Campbell. Now Ben Newman has a Blogspot filled with nothing but naughty images of nerdy cartoon ladies. Click the link to check it out. Here are some of my favorites (Like Velma above):

April O'Neal:

Team Rocket Jessie:

Spider-Man 2099 Will Be In Shattered Dimensions

"A series of screenshots has slipped onto the web, showing off what looks like confirmation of Spider-Man's 2099 alter-ego Miguel O'Hara's appearance in Activision's Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions.

While we were expecting a big reveal of the third of four dimensions featured in Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions, it looks like someone might have jumped the gun. All Games Beta posted these four screens, showing off the Spider-Man of Marvel's 2099 universe...

...Spider-Man 2099 joins the previously revealed Heroic Age Spider-Man and Spider-Man Noir as three of four webslingers represented in the game...

...Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions is slated for a September release for the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Nintendo DS, and Wii." -- io9.com

Here's screen shots of Noir:

And Heroic Age:

Ash Ketchum’s Pokemon Letters to His Dad

These comics aren't as much funny as they are just... Damn emotional. Kind of. Anyways, I'm possible one here, check out the rest here. The author, Maré Odomo, really outdone herself here.

Jeremy Renner Is Hawkeye

"Jeremy Renner is close to signing a deal to appear in The Avengers as the hero Hawkeye.

This came up last November, when Renner mentioned that he’d talked to Marvel about the part. (”Hawkeye could be interesting. They’re going to send me some stuff on it, see what it is.”) But he quickly backed away from the idea, and later said the movie was too far off to really consider.

Now there’s a director (Joss Whedon) and things are moving into pre-production, so evidently that is enough. THR says this won’t be a cash cow, however — to keep costs down, everyone is taking a pay cut....

...From a previous report, here’s a little history on Clint Barton, the original Hawkeye, now called Ronin. Note that his inspiration to become a superhero was Iron Man and he was close with the Black Widow. Note also that became an Avenger by breaking into the group’s headquarters; that sort of character note is right in line with the self-confident lone wolf operator Renner played in The Hurt Locker." -/Film

Chris Evans As Captain America Concept Art

"AICN has landed some very official looking concept images showing what Chris Evans will look like in costume in Captain America: The First Avenger...
I was always a little bit skeptical about the Captain America movie based purely on the superhero’s costume. I mean, lets face it, if they had stuck to the exact design from the comic book, it would have been ripe for ridicule. But these images look realistic and not too cartoony, while still managing to stay true to the appearance of the Captain in the comics."-/Film

Head on over to Ain't It Cool for more pics

Not gonna lie, I miss those little white mask wings... but I love the realistic nod to the costume's stripes.

First Look: Xerxes

"After Zack Snyder’s big screen adaptation of Frank Miller’s 300 became a huge hit, Miller quickly started working on a follow-up prequel graphic novel titled . Three years later, and we finally have our first look at art from the upcoming graphic novel/possible future movie adaptation. Check out the full image after the jump." -/Film