
"So Two and a Half Pygmies introduces a new Pygmy named Charlie who is "Duh Winning!". Charlie is a take on the immortal pygmy idea that a lot of fans have sent to us. There are a number of sacrifices that don't work for him. He will punch away the boulder with his Torpedo of Truth, He actually likes to have a Monkey on His Back. He doesn't need sleep and hates eating food. He can also kill the vampire by becoming a Vatican Assassin Warlock and will turn into a tiger with his tiger blood and Adonis DNA in order to cut a fellow Pygmy in half. Then you can play around with the Half Pygmy. This is just a fraction of the things you can do with Charlie and he comes with a set of 7 custom idles.
Also included with the update is the Pimp Pack. We were thinking of what would go along with Charlie and since he is such a pimp, we thought this would be appropriate. We have Don Magic Juan (snoop dog's spiritual adviser) Pygmy Statue. We also have lots of animal print, purple, gold, etc. The meteor is now a Gold Rolex and the fish is a stack o' fitties. Allan hated drawing it because it's so garish, but I like it a lot, it's one of my favorite packs." --Dave's SOTI Address
